Vote for Harry Chest

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You’d never would have guessed, but I left my fantastic job last week and started working as an unpaid volunteer at the campaign headquarters for Harry Chest, who’s running for Governor and City Council (at the SAME TIME!).

Here I am at our office. We couldn’t get a building in the nice part of town, so we’re sharing a space in the ghetto with Harry’s adult film crew. Other than the strange sounds coming from the other side of the wall, we get plenty of sunshine and good coffee.

As Communication Manager, I’ve been working hard to get out some important campaign materials, such as these signs. He’s lost a few elections before due to various sex scandals, so I’m really hoping to change the minds of voters with my unique use of star
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graphics and a distinct red, white and blue color palette. (For the record, it’s never been done before.)

We received our signs from the print shop, so I assigned our three volunteer teams to go out and plaster our city with our new Harry Chest signs.

Harry Chest lets it all out with his “Nothing to Hide” policy.

First things first – remove the competition. She has way too many signs up anyway.

Now that’s better. Meg can’t stand a chance.

Our budget is low, so our

signs are a bit small. No worries though – there’s no rule on tiling signs to cover up our opponents.

Here’s another great idea that we came up with: Stand in front of traffic and wave your sign like a complete lunatic. This will definitely
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Who are you going to believe, a tree, or a LIVE PERSON? Huh? Yeah, I thought so.

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Jerry Brown?! The sign is black and red! How honest is that?

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One look at Harry Chest, and it’s evident that he’s a natural blonde leader.

Pick up some extra signs – they’ll look great in front of your house. How’s that for increased security?

Buy a Shirt!

Ok, I totally lied. I don’t have any Harry Chest shirts to sell you. But if I
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did, you would buy them because they’re awesome. You might even look like this guy.

Download Signs

Harry Chest for Governor, Red White & Blue (PDF)
Harry Chest for Governor, Blue Stars (PDF)
Harry Chest for City Council, Red White & Blue (PDF)
Harry Chest for City Council, Blue Stars (PDF)
Download all (zip)

Take a photo of yourself with the sign and I’ll add your submission to this page. We’re in this together.

This message was not

endorsed by Harry Chest

In case you didn’t get it already, this is all just a joke. Meg Whitman and Jerry Brown – if you’re reading this, I caused no harm. Consider me just a silly girl who has nothing to do on her weekends other than prance around town with make-believe signs.

5 Comments

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  1. Tj says:

    Hah nice. Did I ever tell you of my plan to go back to Vallejo and post Vote Tj Morales for City Treasurer signs next time there’s an election?

  2. Paula is QuiteCurious says: (Author)

    @Tj
    NO you didn’t tell me, but you better do it! Pictures!

  3. Nila says:

    HARRY CHEST TOUCHED MY BOOBS ONCE! AND MY BABY! ESCANDALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Paula is QuiteCurious says: (Author)

    @Nila
    Hahahaha! Nila, you crack me up.

  5. Megan says:

    Omg, this is the most beautiful of beautifuls.. I know I’m a year or two late, but this still made me laugh! If elections week hadn’t just gotten over on my college campus, you can bet I’d be putting them up all over!

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